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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Never give up on anybody. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Never give up until the last ball falls. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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