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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Never give up. Expect only the best from life and take action to get it. - Catherine Pulsifer

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

I stand up for what I believe. I don't know if it's always paid off for me, because I've been ridiculed and humiliated. - Kevin Costner

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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