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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

Let's continue to stand up for those who are vulnerable to being left out or marginalized. - Hillary Clinton

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

To stand up on a stage alone with an acoustic guitar requires bravery bordering on heroism. Bordering on insanity. - Richard Thompson

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us. - Geraldine Brooks

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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