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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Never give up on anybody. - Hubert H. Humphrey

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Being brave is only standing up when you're afraid. - Jon Steele

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Someone has to stand up and speak for the freedoms of the little guy. - Christopher Monckton

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights. - Ziggy Marley

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien


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