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Never Give Up

Survival in life's game of chess

Never Give Up thanks to Barry McCartney

Standing your ground against daunting odds

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

To me, bravery is to stand up for what you believe in. - Sophie Turner

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

You see something scary, you should stand up and step toward it, not away from it. Instinctively, reflexively, in a raging fury. - Lee Child

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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