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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Dark Ages: Knight time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

The world is big and I want to have a good look at it before it gets dark. - John Muir

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. - Ogden Nash

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Know there will be dark days. There will be more dark days than good days, but the few good days are really, really good. - Steve Wynn

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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