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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Don't be afraid of the dark. Shine! - Vera Nazarian

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. - Ogden Nash

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem or actually are, raise your sights and see the possibilities. - Norman Vincent Peale

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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