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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Dark Ages: Knight time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

It was a dark and stormy night... - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there. - Cameron Jace

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads. - Erica Jong

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem or actually are, raise your sights and see the possibilities. - Norman Vincent Peale

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Know there will be dark days. There will be more dark days than good days, but the few good days are really, really good. - Steve Wynn

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald


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