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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Come to the dark side. We have cookies. - Unknown

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

That man is truly good who knows his own dark places. - Beowulf

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there. - Cameron Jace

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. - Ogden Nash

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem or actually are, raise your sights and see the possibilities. - Norman Vincent Peale

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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