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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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When all else fails take a nap. - Unknown

Even Napoleon had his Watergate. - Yogi Berra

It was a dark and stormy night... - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

Don't be afraid of the dark. Shine! - Vera Nazarian

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. - William R. Alger

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there. - Cameron Jace

Nothing should be permanent except struggle with the dark side within ourselves. - Shirley MacLaine

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous, unpremeditated act without benefit of experience. - Henry Miller

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

I am terrified by this dark thing
That sleeps in me;
All day I feel its soft, feathery turnings, its malignity. - Sylvia Plath

Know there will be dark days. There will be more dark days than good days, but the few good days are really, really good. - Steve Wynn

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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