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Napoleon

How Napoleon Bonaparte took a power nap

Napoleon thanks to Shirley Varley

Showing the benefits of napping

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It was a dark and stormy night... - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Ahh, hard to see, the Dark Side is. - Yoda

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

The mind once enlightened cannot again become dark. - Thomas Paine

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

It's a temporarial blowout here. All the houses on the block are dark. - Archie Bunker

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Everyone has a talent. What's rare is to follow it to the dark places where it leads. - Erica Jong

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

No matter how deep and dark your pit, how dank your shroud, their heads are heroically unbloody and unbowed. - Ogden Nash

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem or actually are, raise your sights and see the possibilities. - Norman Vincent Peale

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

All men have the same dose of happiness. I would have been no less happy as Monsieur Bonaparte than as the Emperor Napoleon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark. - Agnes de Mille

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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