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Mystery Books

When you can't read the book spine, it's a mystery

Mystery Books thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

The X-Files: The mystery of algebra - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out of it. - Marie de Sevigne

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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