My Toaster Is Broken

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

For broken dreams, the cure is dream again; and deeper. - C S Lewis

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss