My Toaster Is Broken

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It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Let's be frank, the Italians' technological contribution to humankind stopped with the pizza oven. - Bill Bryson

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown