QuotaBillsI hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb
Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I
Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus
Hod: (Southern) Not easy. Usage: 'A broken hot is hod to fix.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher
Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com