My Toaster Is Broken

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie