My Toaster Is Broken

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Better a broken promise than none at all. - Mark Twain

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

Silence: What gets broken when you say its name - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell