My Toaster Is Broken

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tomato Paste: Used to fix broken pizza - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

I'd rather have a broken arm than a broken heart. - Christie Brinkley

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli