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My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

The most precious resource we all have is time. - Steve Jobs

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. - Voltaire

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Do we need more time? Or do we need to be more disciplined with the time we have? - Kerry Johnson

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

It is even better to act quickly and err than to hesitate until the time of action is past. - Karl von Clausewitz

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. - Elie Wiesel

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Look at everything as though you were seeing it for either the first or last time. Then your time on earth will be filled with glory. - Betty Smith

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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