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My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

The time is always right to do what is right. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

The most precious resource we all have is time. - Steve Jobs

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't watch the clock, do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

It's only supposed to take off a little microscope at a time. - Archie Bunker

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

The only time you don't fail is the last time you try anything - and it works. - William Strong

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. - Sydney J Harris

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

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