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My Time

If Pablo Picasso created wall clock sculptures

My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time. - Andy Warhol

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right. - Casey Stengel

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. - Mark Twain

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. - Carl Sandburg

Every time you feel yourself being pulled into other people's drama, repeat these words: Not my circus, not my monkeys. - Polish Proverb

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall


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