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My Time

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My Time thanks to Sonya Zupan

Interpetive wall clock captures timing of another work day

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I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time. - Bette Midler

Her time is about 4.33, which she's capable of. - David Coleman

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

No, no! The adventures first, explanations take such a dreadful time. - Lewis Carroll

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

This time, like all times, is a very good one, if we but know what to do with it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's what you do in your free time that will set you free - or enslave you.
 - Jarod Kintz

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Time is of of no account with great thoughts, which are as fresh today as when they first passed through their authors' minds ages ago. - Samuel Smiles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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