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My Life Goal

Believing that you can do anything you set your mind to

My Life Goal thanks to Howard Chapman

What is your aspiration/goal in life?

Time is the life of the soul. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Life is too short to blend in. - Paris Hilton

A goal is a dream with a deadline. - Napoleon Hill

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving, of life. - George MacDonald

Evolution: One of the stupidest theories of Western life. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every next level of your life will demand a different you. - Unknown

A well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one. - Thomas Carlyle

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life. - Gelett Burgess

We can regret less and be grateful for what is good in life. - Barry Schwartz

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

Purposeful action is thus the goal of all that is truly educative. - John Dewey

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

A housefly has a longer life expectancy than the manager of a Premier League team. - Alex Ferguson

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Never mistake knowledge for wisdom. One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If you deliberately set out to be less than you are capable, you'll probably be unhappy for the rest of your life. - Abraham Maslow

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

If you want to accomplish something in the world, idealism is not enough - you need to choose a method that works to achieve the goal. - Richard Stallman

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

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