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My Life Goal

Believing that you can do anything you set your mind to

My Life Goal thanks to Howard Chapman

What is your aspiration/goal in life?

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Life grows lovely where you are. - Mathilde Blind

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Life's too short to hold grudges. - Kane Brown

True life is lived when tiny changes occur. - Leo Tolstoy

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

I beg you to believe that life is not a process, it's a drama. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism and faulty eyesight. - Helen Rowland

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman

How we think about life's hard knocks can actually determine their impact on us more than the events themselves. - David Hazard

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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