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My Life Goal

Believing that you can do anything you set your mind to

My Life Goal thanks to Howard Chapman

What is your aspiration/goal in life?

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Trifles make the sum of life. - Charles Dickens

Life grows lovely where you are. - Mathilde Blind

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. - S D Gordon

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. - Charles Swindoll

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Happiness depends on how life strikes you than on what happens. - Andy Rooney

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

You have to become the kind of person who deserves the life you want. - Brianna Wiest

The best way to navigate through life is to give up all of our controls. - Gerald Jampolsky

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not. - Oscar Wilde

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

I have received no more than one or two letters in my life that were worth the postage. - Henry David Thoreau

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. - Les Brown

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Good intentions aren't enough. People have good intentions when they set a goal to do something, but then they miss a deadline or other milestone. - Harvey Mackay


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