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My Life Goal

Believing that you can do anything you set your mind to

My Life Goal thanks to Howard Chapman

What is your aspiration/goal in life?

I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

It is not length of life, but depth of life. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it? - Josh Stern

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

The only way to have a life is to commit to it like crazy. - Angelina Jolie

Our life is frittered away by detail ... Simplify, simplify. - Henry David Thoreau

He who saves one life, it is as if he saves the world entire. - Talmud

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

Our goal is not to build a platform; it's to be across all of them. - Mark Zuckerberg

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts; therefore guard accordingly. - Marcus Aurelius

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

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