Mustache Soother
How grandpa communicates with the baby
Some babies grow up too quickly
QuotaBillsThe Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth
Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli
Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb
A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker
Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush
There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb
I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton
Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore
Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields
The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers
I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt