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How grandpa communicates with the baby

Mustache Soother thanks to Keith Blake

Some babies grow up too quickly

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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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