QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams
Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli
Deceitful: Infant who needs changing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb
One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson
Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer
When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen
Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato
The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia
Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo