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Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

S.O.S.: A musical term meaning: ’Same Only Softer’ - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music sounds different to the one who plays it. It is the musician's curse. - Patrick Rothfuss

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Silent Disco: A disco in which all the participants wear wireless headphones to hear the music, thus eliminating noise pollution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard


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