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Musical Bathroom

How to best listen to uplifting music

Musical Bathroom thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Brass harmony in the men's bathroom

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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