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Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The influence of a mother in the lives of her children is beyond calculation. - James E Faust

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

My mom always said, "Don't say if I make it", say, "When I make it!" - Mariah Carey

There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mother. - Unknown

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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