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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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