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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

As is the mother, so is her daughter. - Bible

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. - Irish Proverb

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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