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Moon Harvest

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Moon Harvest thanks to Keith Blake

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Moon Harvest thanks to Keith Blake

Moon Harvest thanks to Keith Blake

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

How can people trust the harvest, unless they see it sown? - Mary Renault

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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