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Mistaken Door

Beating a path to the wrong entrance

Mistaken Door thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

The carpet installer read the blueprints upside down

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Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. - Kin Hubbard

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

I might be mistaken. But I'm never wrong. - Charles Barkley

Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken nonentity. - Barbara Stanwyck

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door. - Michael Ondaatje

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway

Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken. - Bertrand Russell

If you shut your door to all errors, truth will be shut out. - Rabindranath Tagore

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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