Mistaken Door

Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience. - Kin Hubbard

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

A journalist is a person who has mistaken his calling. - Otto van Bismarck

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Even when all the experts agree, they may well be mistaken. - Bertrand Russell

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Rough diamonds may sometimes be mistaken for worthless pebbles. - Thomas Browne

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

Anyone who thinks my story is anywhere near over is sadly mistaken. - Donald Trump

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com