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Missing Piece Statue

Art sculpture ideas for scenic walkers

Missing Piece Statue thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Seeing through a walking traveler's day

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt


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