Missing File

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

People will believe anything they read on the internet. - Abraham Lincoln

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

How much I missed, simply because I was afraid of missing it. - Paulo Coelho

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

Happiness is the default state. It's what's there when you remove the sense that something is missing in life. - Naval Ravikant

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma