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Backup Disk: Spare Frisbie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Absentee: A missing golfing peg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx
Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
Absentee: A missing golfing peg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. - Stephen Fry
It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx
Data processing is a fad that won't last out the year. - Unknown
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks
Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick
The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay
The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette
Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
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