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Misinclined Stairs

Stairs leading to the wrong conclusion

Misinclined Stairs thanks to Barry McCartney

Taking an upstairs walk on downstair stairs

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Stand up for truth, regardless of who steps on it. - Suzy Kassem

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps. - Confucius

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

It is not enough to take steps which may some day lead to a goal; each step must be itself a goal and a step likewise. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Four steps to achievement:
1. Plan purposefully.
2. Prepare prayerfully.
3. Proceed positively.
4. Pursue persistently. - William A. Ward

If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi


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