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Miracle Walk

At Disneyland, this is the exact point where miracles happen

Miracle Walk thanks to Keith Blake

Miracles still do happen today

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Theresa

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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