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Miracle Walk

At Disneyland, this is the exact point where miracles happen

Miracle Walk thanks to Keith Blake

Miracles still do happen today

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

In doing what we ought we deserve no praise. - St. Augustine

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

'I can't do it' never yet accomplished anything; 'I will try' has performed miracles. - Unknown

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Theresa

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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