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Miracle Walk

At Disneyland, this is the exact point where miracles happen

Miracle Walk thanks to Keith Blake

Miracles still do happen today

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

If I owe Smith ten dollars and God forgives me, that doesn't pay Smith. - Robert G Ingersoll

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

Once you have been reconciled to God, you have no problem being reconciled to others. - Fred Luter

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

How utterly terrible is the current idea that Christians can serve God at their own convenience. - AW Tozer

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

The conversion of a soul is the miracle of a moment, but the making of a saint is the task of a lifetime. - Charles Swindoll

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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