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Meteorite Illusion

Those Commies still think that it was a meteorite!

Meteorite Illusion thanks to Keith Blake

Russia and the U.S. reach an illusive detente

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you wish upon a star... you might be happier the way you are. - Phyllis Sugar

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. - John A Holmes

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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