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Meteorite Illusion

Those Commies still think that it was a meteorite!

Meteorite Illusion thanks to Keith Blake

Russia and the U.S. reach an illusive detente

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Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

The universe is made up of stories, not atoms. - Muriel Rukeyser

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard Feynman

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr


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