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Meteorite Illusion

Those Commies still think that it was a meteorite!

Meteorite Illusion thanks to Keith Blake

Russia and the U.S. reach an illusive detente

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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

When we try to pick out anything by itself, we find it hitched to everything else in the universe. - John Muir

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

Look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see and wonder about what makes the universe exist. Be curious. - Stephen Hawking

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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