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Meteorite Illusion

Those Commies still think that it was a meteorite!

Meteorite Illusion thanks to Keith Blake

Russia and the U.S. reach an illusive detente

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Stars can't shine without darkness. - Unknown

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. - Lao Tzu

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

Even sleepers are workers and collaborators on what goes on in the universe. - Heraclitus

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

It is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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