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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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