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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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