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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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