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I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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