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A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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