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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Harem: A community of women who subscribe to a circulating husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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