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Men To The Left thanks to Jim Serritella

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Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


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