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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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