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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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