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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Courage combined with integrity is the foundation of character. - Brian Tracy

Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner


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