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Men Are The Same At Any Age

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Men Are The Same At Any Age thanks to Jim Serritella

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Menopause. A pause while you reconsider men. - Margaret Atwood

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Men and times change, but principles - never. - Grover Cleveland

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know? - Barry Cryer

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

I believe in trusting men, not only once but twice - in giving a failure another change. - James C Penney

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Ever since they found out that Lassie was a boy, the public has believed the worst about Hollywood. - Groucho Marx

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? - Linda Ellerbee

Men are so simple of mind, and so much dominated by their immediate needs, that a deceitful man will always find plenty who are ready to be deceived. - Niccolo Machiavelli


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