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Men Are The Same At Any Age

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Men Are The Same At Any Age thanks to Jim Serritella

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Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

The men of culture are the true apostles of equality. - Matthew Arnold

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. - Blaise Pascal

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

I've made a lot of grown men cry with laughter because I really am quite the joke. - Peta Wilson

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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