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Men Are The Same At Any Age

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Men Are The Same At Any Age thanks to Jim Serritella

Boys will be boys

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The Backstreet Boys were so ten years ago. - Paris Hilton

Other men lived to eat, while he ate to live. - Socrates

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a thing for red-haired Irish boys, as we know. - Sandra Bullock

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Irreligious men are often better suited for godly missions. - Hasidic Saying

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Are we playing Men's Rules today or do we count every putt? - Unknown

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

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