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Men Are The Same At Any Age

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Men Are The Same At Any Age thanks to Jim Serritella

Boys will be boys

Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

Either war is obsolete, or men are. - R Buckminster Fuller

By nature, men love newfangledness. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

It is wonderful how well men can keep secrets they have not been told. - Winston Churchill

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. - Anotole France

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

Healing and miracles have been a mystery to men of all times. To some, the phenomenon is frightening, while others find it exhilarating. - Mother Angelica

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