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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!
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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Correction does much, but encouragement does more. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

Failures to heroic minds are the stepping stones to success. - Thomas Chandler Haliburton

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this tumbling around. - Louise Bogan

Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts. - Winston Churchill

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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