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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!

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There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. - Unknown

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. - Elbert Hubbard

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

By choosing positivity you become a contender for the human spirit giving hope to those in need. - Bryant McGill

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung


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