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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!
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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

There is no disinfectant like success. - Daniel J Boorstin

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

The important thing is to strive towards a goal which is not immediately visible. That goal is not the concern of the mind, but of the spirit. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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