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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!
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Nothing succeeds like success. - Alexander Dumas

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Success is much more a matter of courage than ability. - Joe Segal

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

The greatest human achievement is not success but facing an unchangeable fate with great courage. - Viktor Frankl

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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