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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!

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What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Success is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each one. - Barbra Streisand

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Without continual growth and progress, such words as improvement, achievement, and success have no meaning. - Benjamin Franklin

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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