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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!
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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

No news is good news; no journalists is even better. - Nicolas Bentley

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

Never let your persistence and passion turn into stubbornness and ignorance. - Anthony J D'Angelo

Success is never final, failure is never fatal. It's courage that counts. - John Wooden

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Press forward. Do not stop, do not linger in your journey, but strive for the mark set before you. - George Whitefield

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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