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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!

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Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

He that lives on hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Where there is no vision, there is no hope. - George Washington Carver

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. - Charles M Schulz

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Chance has never yet satisfied the hope of a suffering people. - Marcus Garvey

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Success if liking yourself, liking what you do, and liking how you do it. - Maya Angelou

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

If you blame others for your failures, do you also credit them for your successes? - Unknown

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally. - David Frost

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant


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