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Media Bondage

Surviving another day of newspaper drudgery

Media Bondage thanks to Howard Chapman

More bad news in the mainstream media

Why can’t news nowadays be more positive?
But then again, you DO have an alternative!

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Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

One word of encouragement can change the world. - Debbie Macomber

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Sometimes I only hope to make a good popcorn movie. - Lou D. Phillips

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

There are two kinds of success: initial and ultimate. - Winston Churchill

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You've gotta have hope. Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less. - Unknown

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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