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Marine Secrets

8 things the Marines aren't telling the Navy

Marine Secrets thanks to Keith Blake

Things you must know

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Some secrets never leave us alone. - Unknown

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Your secrets are safe with me because, chances are, I wasn't even listening. - Bill Murray

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. - Joan Collins

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran


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