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Marine Secrets

8 things the Marines aren't telling the Navy

Marine Secrets thanks to Keith Blake

Things you must know

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Secrets: Things we give to others to keep for us - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So dark, so deep,
The secrets that you keep... - Unknown

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

I wanted to tell you all my secrets, but you became one of them instead. - Unknown

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Let thy discontents be thy secrets. If the world knows them, it will despise thee and increase them. - Benjamin Franklin

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Secrets, silent, stony sit in the dark palaces of both our hearts: secrets weary of their tyranny: tyrants willing to be dethroned. - James Joyce

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver


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