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Marine Secrets

8 things the Marines aren't telling the Navy

Marine Secrets thanks to Keith Blake

Things you must know

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Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. - Unknown

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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