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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

The point of good writing is knowing when to stop. - L.M. Montgomery

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

There's more to boxing than hitting. There's not getting hit, for instance. - George Foreman

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

There's no point in burying a hatchet if you're going to put up a marker on the site. - Sydney Harris

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

A mule will labor 10 years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. - William Faulkner

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon


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