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Live to the point of tears. - Albert Camus

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

The point of living is to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. - Sir Isaac Newton

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Definiteness of purpose is the starting point of all achievement. - W. Clement Stone

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. - C S Lewis

Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you're so ugly on the inside? - Jess C Scott

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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