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I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. - Barack Obama

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it. - George Foreman

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

I might have gone to West Point but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. - Will Rogers

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - Dr. Who

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity. - Robert Frost

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

A mule will labor 10 years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. - William Faulkner

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer

The vision of a champion is someone who is drenched in sweat at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Anson Dorrance

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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