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Manitoba Spring Day

Camouflage farmer waits out winter storm

Manitoba Spring Day thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Henry uses his Ski-Doo to track down lost cattle

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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet


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