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Manitoba Spring Day

Camouflage farmer waits out winter storm

Manitoba Spring Day thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Henry uses his Ski-Doo to track down lost cattle

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Dismay: In the spring. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

Best friend, my well-spring in the wilderness! - George Eliot

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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