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Manitoba Spring Day

Camouflage farmer waits out winter storm

Manitoba Spring Day thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Henry uses his Ski-Doo to track down lost cattle

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel


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