QuotaBillsMother Superiority - Archie Bunker
Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare
Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller
A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson
Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne
I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown
Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles
Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato
A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb
The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult
If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. - Lord Byron
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker
Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey
My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West
All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm
Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown
I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa
Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot
A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke
To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields
Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown
It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector
Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo
God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga
Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown
If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek
My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford
I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown
No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell
My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin
When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto
My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson
Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow
Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart
It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown
The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin
Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com