Mad Mother Sale

Mother Superiority - Archie Bunker

Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. - Lord Byron

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

Life doesn't come with a manual. It comes with a mother. - Unknown

I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me. - Antonio Villaraigosa

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy - the mother. - Claudette Colbert

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com