QuotaBillsGrammer: Your father's mother. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller
Diligence is the mother of good fortune. - Benjamin Disraeli
A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan
I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown
Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. - Sophocles
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb
A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb
Antisocial: Mother's sister being friendly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult
Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker
My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown
Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone. - Baltasar Gracian
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown
The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker
All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln
A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana
My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd
Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan
I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. - T Dewitt Talmage
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx
Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown
There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo
God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher
Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you. - Alex Trebek
Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen
Because: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost
Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. - George Brett
By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong. - Unknown
I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce. - Woody Allen
There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White
Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller
In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton
So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler
By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt
I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie
A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown
Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law."
WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields
The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren
The whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco