Mad Mother Sale

Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

We are all born mad. Some remain so. - Samuel Beckett

Necessity is the mother of invention. - Unknown

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

A mother's love endures through all. - Washington Irving

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Bagdad: What mother did when she met father - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. - Lord Byron

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate. - Unknown

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

A mother is a story with no beginning. That is what defines her. - Meghan O'Rourke

Modern Mother: One who worries if her daughter gets in too early - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was. - Lisa Leslie

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

Grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading, but becoming more concentrated. - Paulette Alden

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will be making gods by dozens. - Montaigne

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. - G Norman Collie

A man never sees all that his mother has been to him until it's too late to let her know that he sees it. - W D Howells

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

A mother's heart, a mother's faith, and a mother's steadfast love were fashioned by the angels and sent from God above. - Unknown

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren