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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
I defended the republic in my youth; I will not desert it in old age. - Cicero
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
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Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato
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Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato