QuotaBillsAfford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx
Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig
Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce
If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry
I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin
Now I'm getting sad, just thinking about how it would feel to be parted from my sweet self. Lucky me: I will always have my own company. - Marie Rutkoski
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com