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Survivor from the NASCAR 23-Feb-2013 crash

Lucky Spectator thanks to Keith Blake

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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Better a lucky physician than a learned one. - English Proverb

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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