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Lottle Friend

For friends who like each other a lot

Lottle Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

A whole lottle lovin' going on

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Every great love starts with a great story. - Nicholas Sparks

My friend has false teeth - with braces on them. - Steven Wright

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Where there is great love, there are always miracles. - Willa Cather

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

What people are afraid of can tell us a lot about society. - Anne Holt

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Doctors think a lot of patients are cured who have simply quit in disgust. - Don Herold

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like. - William Feather

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar. - Lao-Tzu

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis


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