#1 humor site on the 'net

Lottle Friend

For friends who like each other a lot

Lottle Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

A whole lottle lovin' going on

QuotaBills
We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment. - Arthur Gingold

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. - Mother Teresa

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


Triple Bypass Burger

Hyphenated Names

Indian Fish Pond

Lunch Anyone?

Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners

Giraffe Lunch

Bathroom Celebration

Tennis Ball Retriever

One

Tonsil Ring

Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time

Anon-y-moose

Redneck Beer Opener

Greek Monk

Dates For Everyone

Max Occupancy Rounded to 100

Group Photo

Awning Truck Advertising

Harley Load

Face To Face

Who Needs Physics?

Benched Puppies

Water Relief

Shot Glasses