Lottle Friend

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive? - Nicholas Sparks

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment. - Arthur Gingold

Love is most nearly itself when the here and now cease to matter. - T S Eliot

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I love seafood. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm probably a pescetarian. - Padma Lakshmi

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. - Mother Teresa

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett