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Lottle Friend

For friends who like each other a lot

Lottle Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

A whole lottle lovin' going on

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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

Endless Love: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Love is when you meet someone who tells you something new about yourself. - Andre Breton

You've got to date a lot of Volkswagens before you get to your Porsche. - Debby Atkinson

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained. - C S Lewis

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot


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