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Lottle Friend

For friends who like each other a lot

Lottle Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

A whole lottle lovin' going on

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A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

I do some weights and I do a lot of stretching. - Mike Ditka

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. - Doug Larson

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork. - Sam Ewing

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make easier to do don't need to be done. - Andy Rooney

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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