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Lottle Friend

For friends who like each other a lot

Lottle Friend thanks to Howard Chapman

A whole lottle lovin' going on

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

He who seeks a faultless friend is friendless. - Unknown

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

You have to go through a lot of heartache in life to feel joy. - Doug Collins

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

I don't know that love changes. People change. Circumstances change. - Nicholas Sparks

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Worship is a posture of life that takes as its primary purpose the understanding of what it really means to love and revere God. - Ravi Zacharias

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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