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Look At It This Way

Music from a different viewpoint

Look At It This Way thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Making note of a child's perspective

What's your definition of childhood innocence?

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Every boy has more talent than he will ever develop. - Unknown

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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