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Long Lost Book

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Long Lost Book thanks to Justin Bledsoe

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

I am ill at these numbers. - William Shakespeare

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

Mathemagician: A teacher who makes numbers disappear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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