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Long Lost Book

Can you find the missing book in this series?

Long Lost Book thanks to Justin Bledsoe

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

Mathemagician: A teacher who makes numbers disappear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Summit: What you do to a column of numbers with a calculator - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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