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Long Lost Book

Can you find the missing book in this series?

Long Lost Book thanks to Justin Bledsoe

Search for the missing masterpiece

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

A series of failures may culminate in the best possible result. - Gisela Richter

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments. - Earl Wilson

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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Hydro Water Power

Selfie Shoes

Tons Of Anarchy

Science World

Da Hood Shirt

What Do You See? - Part III

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Aging Mermaid

Get Along Shirt

Bruce Lee Coffee

Dry Satellite

Carving The Turkey

Don't Break The Window

Nike Coffin

Redneck Ladder

Proof of Global Warming

Leading a Remote Life

Centaur of Attraction

Papa Burger

High Five, Son

What Do You See? - Part II