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Live Catfish Display

Almost live freshwater catfish for sale

Live Catfish Display thanks to Barry McCartney

I wonder what the dead ones look like...

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What we live by we die by. - Robert Frost

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

If you want to keep your memories, you first have to live them. - Bob Dylan

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder. - Ray Bradbury

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

He who has a "why" to live, can bear with almost any "how". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

The more you hold on to the true and the good, the more you are free to really live. - Ravi Zacharias

Live every day like it's your last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right. - Ray Charles

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Today is a most unusual day, because we have never lived it before, we will never live it again, it is the only day we have. - William A Ward

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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