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Live Catfish Display

Almost live freshwater catfish for sale

Live Catfish Display thanks to Barry McCartney

I wonder what the dead ones look like...

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Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Wake up, live your life and sing the melody of your soul. - Amit Ray

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone! - Merrill Markoe

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

The older I get, the more I understand that it's okay to live a life others don't understand. - Unknown

What I need to live has been given to me by the earth. Why I need to live has been given to me by you. - Unknown

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

The essence of philosophy is that a man should so live that his happiness shall depend as little as possible on external things. - Epictetus

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. - C S Lewis

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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