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Live Catfish Display

Almost live freshwater catfish for sale

Live Catfish Display thanks to Barry McCartney

I wonder what the dead ones look like...

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We tend to live up to our expectatations. - Earl Nightingale

Poker is a tough way to make an easy living. - Bob Thompson

We think in generalities, but we live in detail. - Alfred North Whitehead

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. - Adam Marshall

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees. - Emiliano Zapata

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

A mountain man tries to live with the country instead of against it. - Louis L'Amour

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis. - Margaret Bonnano

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

Is life worth living? This is a question for an embryo, not for a man. - Samuel Butler

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

You live longer once you realize that any time spent being unhappy is wasted. - Ruth E Renkl

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

No living thing is ugly in this world. Even a tarantula considers itself beautiful. - Munia Khan

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

"I have done my best." That is about all the philosophy of living one needs. - Lin Yutang

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death isn't the greatest loss in life. It's what dies inside of us while we live. - Amish Saying

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Hope is outreaching desire with expectancy of good. It is a characteristic of all living beings. - Edward S Ame

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Christian Atheists: those who say they are Christians but choose to live like God doesn't exist. - Craig Groeschell

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly. - Bertrand Russell

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale


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