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Live Catfish Display

Almost live freshwater catfish for sale

Live Catfish Display thanks to Barry McCartney

I wonder what the dead ones look like...

Live deep instead of fast. - Henry Seidel Canby

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

The cost of living is high, but it's worth it. - Unknown

Life is a question and how we live it is our answer. - Gary Keller

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

People with many interests live, not only longest, but happiest. - George Matthew Allen

If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain. - Emily Dickinson

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. - Adlai Stevenson

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

It's better to die for an idea that will live than live for an idea that will die. - Steve Biko

Fishing is not like billiards, in which it is possible to attain a disgusting perfection. - Arthur Ransome

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

My object in living is to unite
My avocation and my vocation
As my two eyes make one in sight. - Robert Frost

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

It is not a case we are treating; it is a living, palpitating, alas, too often suffering fellow creature. - John Brown

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. - Mae Jemison

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

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