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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Wear your diamonds on the inside. - Megan Dodds

It ain't exactly the Pope diamond. - Archie Bunker

Diamonds are forever, my youth is not. - Jill St John

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

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May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

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The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

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I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. - Robert G Ingersoll

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

It's diamonds in your pockets one week, macaroni and cheese the next. - Jolene Blalock

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the rarest things in the world. - Jean De La Bruyere

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Diamonds are instrinsically worthless, except for the deep psychological need they fill. - Nick Oppenheimer

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

The fire of the diamond of true identity is always there; it just needs the Master's crafting to reveal it. - Kenneth G Mills

Every diamond has the ability to shine when there is someone to recognize its good facets and inhibit its flaws. - Wes Fesler

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Diamond being the toughest thing on the face of earth is still the most prettiest object; pretty is not always being honeyed. - Priyansh Shah

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

The most beautiful word on the lips of mankind is the word 'Mother', and the most beautiful call is the call of 'My Mother'. - Kahlil Gibran

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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