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No pressure, no diamonds. - Mary Case

Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Soul meets soul on lovers' lips. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. - Confucius

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

I'd rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck. - Emma Goldman

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Contentment, like a flawless diamond, is a valuable and scarce commodity. - Dennis Rainey

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah


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