Limited Capacity Bridge

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

As is our confidence, so is our capacity. - William Hazlitt

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James