QuotaBillsWhy limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga
Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright
I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield
The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown
Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown
The capacity for tears is the last demonstration of greatness. - G Campbell Morgan
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi
Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield
It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie
Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr
Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst
Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates
Drunkard: 1. A man who knows his capacity but gets drunk before he reaches it; 2. Human prune - the more he is soaked, the more he swells. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock