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Limited Capacity Bridge

Weight restrictions by nationality

Limited Capacity Bridge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

No es mucho capacity Americanos

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The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

As is our confidence, so is our capacity. - William Hazlitt

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Sharpen your weapons and limit your frontiers. - Roman Military Saying

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

The capacity for tears is the last demonstration of greatness. - G Campbell Morgan

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

You must have a capacity to receive, or even omnipotence can't give. - C S Lewis

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Everything comes to us that belongs to us if we create the capacity to receive it. - Rabindranath Tagore

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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