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Limited Capacity Bridge

Weight restrictions by nationality

Limited Capacity Bridge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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