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Limited Capacity Bridge

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I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning. - Mahatma Gandhi

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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