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Limited Capacity Bridge

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

You must have a capacity to receive, or even omnipotence can't give. - C S Lewis

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

The power of storytelling is exactly this: to bridge the gaps where everything else has crumbled. - Paulo Coelho

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning. - Mahatma Gandhi

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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