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Limited Capacity Bridge

Weight restrictions by nationality

Limited Capacity Bridge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

No es mucho capacity Americanos

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The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

As is our confidence, so is our capacity. - William Hazlitt

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


Perception

Jeopardy Measuring Cup

All We Have To Do Is Stand Up

Vacuum Extender

BrownEes

Chinese Puzzle Car

Always Give 100% At Work

Ancient Politician

My Toaster Is Broken

Shining Stars

Tunnel Face

The Bugs Are Bad This Year

Dog Spa

Ostrich Imprint

Local Crabs

World's First Hard Hat

Bird Melons

Bag Hang-Up

LippoPotumus

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Wolf Mode

Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton