Limited Capacity Bridge

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

As is our confidence, so is our capacity. - William Hazlitt

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision something, you can do it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself, for every man has need to be forgiven. - Thomas Fuller

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins