Limited Capacity Bridge

Why limit Happy to just one hour? - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The capacity for tears is the last demonstration of greatness. - G Campbell Morgan

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

There is always a limit to self-indulgence, but none to self-restraint. - M. K. Gandhi

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Drunkard: 1. A man who knows his capacity but gets drunk before he reaches it; 2. Human prune - the more he is soaked, the more he swells. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock