Limited Capacity Bridge

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits. - Unknown

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

He who cannot forgive others destroys the bridge over which he himself must pass. - George Herbert

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

If I was the governor of New Jersey, the George Washington Bridge would not have been shut. - Donald Trump

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Obey the voice within - it commands us to give of ourselves and help others. As long as we have the capacity to give, we are alive. - Kirk Douglas

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity. - Robert Anderson

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock