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Limited Capacity Bridge

Weight restrictions by nationality

Limited Capacity Bridge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

To say I'm an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. - Tina Fey

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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