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Limited Capacity Bridge

Weight restrictions by nationality

Limited Capacity Bridge thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Limit your 'Always' and your 'Nevers.' - Amy Poehler

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined. - Leo Rosten

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everything comes to us that belongs to us if we create the capacity to receive it. - Rabindranath Tagore

Aviation is proof that given the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible. - Edward V Richenbacher

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

A capacity and taste for reading gives access to whatever has already been discovered by others. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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