QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell
Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn
There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali
When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump
There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown