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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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