QuotaBillsA meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn
There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump
Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell
All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin