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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
Germlish: Training done using a mixture of English & German - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
There have been 11 copies of The Apprentice and every one of them has failed. - Donald Trump
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain
Skateboarding is training, but I don't think of it as training. It's fun. - Shaun White
In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson
The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar
I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali
When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump
There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen