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Diffraction, Refraction, and Reflection

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History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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