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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus


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