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Diffraction, Refraction, and Reflection

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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