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Diffraction, Refraction, and Reflection

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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