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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art challenges the technology, and the technology inspires the art. - John Lasseter

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Student is not a container you have to fill but a torch you have to light up. - Albert Einstein

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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