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Light Scared

Changing perspective on the rising cost of electricity

Light Scared thanks to Roy Taylor

The way you use electricity at home offers opportunities for wise energy use

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What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Must we really light a candle to see the sun? - Wernher von Braun

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

People say that forgiving is my flaw, but I really believe that holding grudges and anger is a waste of energy. - Mayte Garcia

If you want to be happy, set a goal that commands your thoughts, liberates your energy, and inspires your hopes. - Andrew Carnegie

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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