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Light Scared

Changing perspective on the rising cost of electricity

Light Scared thanks to Roy Taylor

The way you use electricity at home offers opportunities for wise energy use

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Truths kindle light for truths. - Lucretius

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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