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Light Bulb

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Light Bulb thanks to Keith Blake

Lighting the world with yesterday's bulbs

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy. - Sai Baba

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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