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Fat: Energy gone to waist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I am not lazy. I am on energy saving mode. - Unknown

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

I cannot hold onto grudges. It's a waste of energy, a waste of time. - Phil Anselmo

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

The more you lose yourself in something bigger than yourself, the more energy you will have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

The less I know about a subject, the more confidence I have; and the more light I throw on it. - Mark Twain

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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