Lifting Heavy Objects

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Don't worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. - Jack Canfield

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill