Lifting Heavy Objects

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. - Alexandre Dumas

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster