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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Worry is the stomach's worst poison. - Alfred Nobel

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Grief is not as heavy as guilt, but it takes more away from you. - Veronica Roth

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. - Marty Bucella

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

A great song should lift your heart, warm the soul and make you feel good. - Colbie Caillat

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

If you're doing your best, you won't have any time to worry about failure. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell. - WC Fields

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own. - Matthew 6:34

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott


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