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Lifting Heavy Objects

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Lifting Heavy Objects thanks to Keith Blake

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Donut worry, be happy! - Unknown

Love more. Worry Less. - Unknown

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

I paid too heavy a price for perestroika. - Mikhail Gorbachev

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Come unto me, all ye who labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. - Matthew 11:28

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Hell's foundations quiver
At the shout of praise;
Brothers, lift your voices,
Loud your anthems raise. - Sabine Baring-Gould

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill


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