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Lifting Heavy Objects

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Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

I pay very heavy semi-annual premiums 4 times a year. - Archie Bunker

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else. - Booker T Washington

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Dropped the heavy lid of the terlet right on my instoop. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

An Irishman can be worried by the consciousness that there is nothing to worry about. - Austin O'Malley

I don't consider myself a heavy drinker, I often go hours without touching a drop. - Noel Coward

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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