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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

I do some weights and I do a lot of stretching. - Mike Ditka

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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