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Lifting a Cruise Ship

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Lifting a Cruise Ship thanks to Carl Gung

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. - Tom Stoppard

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

All cartoon characters and fables must be exaggeration, caricatures. It is the very nature of fantasy and fable. - Walt Disney

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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