Lifting a Cruise Ship

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy. - Marilyn Monroe

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien