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I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

We suffer more often in imagination than in reality. - Seneca

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

With a treehouse and a little imagination, we can go anywhere. - Unknown

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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