Lifting a Cruise Ship

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass