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Lifting a Cruise Ship

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Lifting a Cruise Ship thanks to Carl Gung

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Every person on this earth is full of great possibilities that can be realized through imagination, effort, and perseverance. - Scott B Kaufman

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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