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Life Is Beautiful

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey
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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

In married life, three is company and two none. - Oscar Wilde

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For many in our high-paced world, despair is not a moment; it is a way of life. - Ravi Zacharias

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland


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Boy George or Boy Gorge?

Tall Guy Bike

Lord Voldemort Rock

Illusionary

Copperhead Tree

Dream Big

Spot the Man's Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans

British Survey

Political Promise Transporter

Jam Packed Suitcase

All White Meat

Alien Moon Landing

Nothing But Net

Bible Bar

Branding Inspiration for Graphic Designers

Original Homeland Security - 2nd Amendment

Sunday Weather Forecast

On The Eighth Day

Moses Parting the Ice Field

Texas Limo

No Smoking Fish