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Life Is Beautiful

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Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey

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Life well spent is long. - Leonardo da Vinci

Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

If your life is burning well, poetry is just the ash. - Leonard Cohen

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Life is 10% what happens and 90% of how you react to it. - Charles Swindoll

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

The measure of a life is not its duration but its donation. - Corrie Ten Boom

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. - Albert Schweitzer

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at. - Stephen Hawking

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Robert Frost

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

My Mother: She is beautiful, softened at the edges and tempered with a spine of steel. I want to grow old and be like her. - Jodi Picoult

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything; both ways save us from thinking. - Theodore I Rubin

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves. - Victor Hugo

Surgeons must be very careful
When they take the knife!
Underneath their fine incisions
Stirs the Culprit - Life! - Emily Dickinson

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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