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Life Is Beautiful

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey
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Without God life makes no sense. - Andrei Bitov

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

All some people expect in life is a fair advantage. - Unknown

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

I beg you to believe that life is not a process, it's a drama. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Life is a sewer. What you take out depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. - William James

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

You may not have a clue of what lies ahead, but it's better to act on life than simply let life act on you. - Nick Vujicic

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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