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Life Is Beautiful

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey
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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

The great end of life is not knowledge but action. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

You get in life what you have the courage to ask for. - Nancy D Solomon

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Who I am on stage is just an amped up version of who I am in real life. - Russell Peters

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest mistake you can make in this life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Melbourne is the kind of town that really makes you consider the question, "Is there life after death?" - Bette Midler

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

If you want something out of life you have to go out there and get it, because it is not just going to be given to you. - Kelvin Waites

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Sometimes life knocks you on your ass. Get up, get up, get up! Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them. - Steve Maraboli

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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Johnny On The Pot's Plumber Truck

Wrench Wheel

Bonsai Fruit Tree

Bussines Gaurd

Saxy Shoe

Mayweather Momma

What's Holding You Back?

Final Exams In North Korea

ORCAstraighted

'Outside The Box' Juggler

HeidleBurger

Sun Skin Tone

I Think I'll Just Go Around

People Of The River

Synonym Rolls

New Stormtrooper

Education Standstill

Pool Cleaner

Stool There

Soldier Tribute

It Was That Close

Messy Temper Tantrum

Big Tame Hunter