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Life Is Beautiful

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey

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Life well spent is long. - Leonardo da Vinci

It is life as it is lived. - Gore Vidal

A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved. - D.H. Lawrence

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. - Unknown

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour. - Gioacchino Rossini

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. - Oscar Wilde

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

It is not the years in your life but the life in your years that counts. - Adlai Stevenson

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

No life is so hard that you can't make it easier by the way you take it. - Ellen Glasgow

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

The creed of a true saint is to make the best of life, and to make the most of it. - Edwin Hubbel Chapin

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

If you live your life afraid because you're afraid to live, then you live no life at all. - Unknown

If there's at least one person you've helped in life, then your life has been worthwhile. - L. Sydney Abel

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict


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