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Life Is Beautiful

Young Canadian artist's quick sketch for lasting effect

Life Is Beautiful thanks to Brianna Lakey

A rose of many colours

the Joe-kster supports the exceptional artwork of young artist Brianna Lakey
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I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Night is the other half of life, and the better half. - Johann Wolfgange Von Goether

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. - Ron White

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Don't let life discourage you; everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was. - Richard L. Evans

Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?' - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

There is something feeble and a little contemptible about a man who cannot face the perils of life without the help of comfortable myths. - Bertrand Russell

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel


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