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Library Loft

Reaching up for a good book to read

Library Loft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Inspiration from above

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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

When you read the riot act, be prepared to enforce it. - Saying

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

You can read Kant by yourself, if you wanted to; but you must share a joke with someone else. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Let the young know they will never find a more interesting, more instructive book than the patient himself. - Giorgio Baglivi

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read. - Oscar Wilde

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

Devices are not dangerous for literature. People can be dangerous for literature. People, for example, who do not read. - Laszlo Krasznahorkai

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

The highest and most beautiful things in life are not to be heard about, nor read about, nor seen but, if one will, are to be lived. - Soren Kierkegaard

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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