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Library Loft

Reaching up for a good book to read

Library Loft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Inspiration from above

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There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

The first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. - Jonathan Franzen

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

The person who won't read has no advantage over the person who can't. - Clifford Warren

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Book Censor: A person who reads so much he gets asterisks in front of his eyes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says businessmen deal in facts, not fiction, has never read old five-year projections. - Malcolm Forbes

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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