Let 'Er Rip
The down side of being an elephant veterinarian
Being flatulent at the zoo
QuotaBillsWomen and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell
The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand
Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown
When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb
The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon
Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut