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Less Is More

Is everything becoming less, or are our hopes end-less?

Less Is More thanks to Alana Turner

Welcome to the 21st Century

Did you hear about the guy who went to a shopping store and saw a sign that read, '$8 or Less'?
So he changed his name to Les.
Are you speech-Les?
I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

Silence is more eloquent than words. - Thomas Carlyle

Men trust their ears less than their eyes. - Herodotus

The more a man knows, the more he forgives. - Catherine the Great

The more things you do, the more you can do. - Lucille Ball

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose

We expect more of ourselves than we have any right to. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles H Spurgeon

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. - Kin Hubbard

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others. - Fyodor Mikhaylovich Dostoyevsky

The less a thing can be proved the hotter we get arguing about it. - Amish Saying

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. - Franklin P Adams

The less a person accomplishes in a day, the more he talks during meals. - Unknown

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Anything less than a commitment to excellence is an acceptance of mediocrity. - Vince Lombardi

I never thought that others would take my theories so much more seriously than I did. - Albert Einstein

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate. - Nancy Astor

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

If at first you don't succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant. - Unknown

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

When the monetary damages are smaller, lawyers will find themselves less zealous in their pursuit of what they call justice. - Dean O'Hare

Winners lose much more often than losers. So if you keep losing but you're still trying, keep it up! You're right on track. - Matthew Keith Groves

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves. - Blaise Pascal

They All Look So Jacozy

Sunset Eclipse

Ikea Blueprint

Flight of the Ladybug

Nerve Twitch

Yellowstone Bears

Kayak Funeral

Dutch Bike


Sled Dog

Hog Hunter

Magic Puppies

Log Sticks

Tree Face

Camper Tank

Shipley Donut Pants

Distressing Artwork

Child's Motorcycle Helmet

Montana Mountain Bike


Bland Entrance

Cruising Advice

Cat Dugout

Open Drive Through