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Less Is More

Is everything becoming less, or are our hopes end-less?

Less Is More thanks to Alana Turner

Welcome to the 21st Century

Did you hear about the guy who went to a shopping store and saw a sign that read, '$8 or Less'?
So he changed his name to Les.
Are you speech-Les?
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Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

Ambition makes more trusty slaves than need. - Ben Johnson

Our patience will achieve more than our force. - Edmund Burke

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

The only thing better than singing is more singing. - Ella Fitzgerald

No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

People with closed minds should try and be more closed-mouthed. - Unknown

The Republicans aren't the only ones who want four more years. - Unknown

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

The less a person accomplishes in a day, the more he talks during meals. - Unknown

What do I know of man's destiny? I could tell you more about radishes. - Samuel Beckett

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn't exactly been one of moderation. - Donald Trump

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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