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Less Is More

Is everything becoming less, or are our hopes end-less?

Less Is More thanks to Alana Turner

Welcome to the 21st Century

Did you hear about the guy who went to a shopping store and saw a sign that read, '$8 or Less'?
So he changed his name to Les.
Are you speech-Les?
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Eat more hole foods. - Unknown

I've become a much more serious young insect. - Andrew Denton

I'm trying to make the world a more open place. - Mark Zuckerberg

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere

The more you know, the more you know you don't know. - Amish Saying

The groundhog said six more weeks of winter so I ate him. - Wile E. Coyote

Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can. - Lowell Thomas

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Saying no to something is actually much more powerful than saying yes. - Tom Hanks

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Grandchildren: The only people who can get more out of you than the IRS - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

What does it take to really satisfy a person? A little bit more than he has. - John D Rockefeller

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

Some preachers ought to put more fire into their sermons or more sermons into the fire. - Vance Havner

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

They would not find me changed from him they knew - only more sure of all I thought was true. - Robert Frost

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster; it's more like a cha-cha. - Robert Brault

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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