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Can Opener: Key to the washroom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains and we never even know we have the key. - the Eagles

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Piano playing is more difficult than statesmanship. It is harder to awake emotions in ivory keys than it is in human beings. - Ignace Jan Paderewski

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

A sibling may be the keeper of one's identity, the only person with the keys to one's unfettered, more fundamental self. - Marian Sandmaier

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


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