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My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory. - Rita Mae Brown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

You painted us into a corner, then you threw away the key. - Archie Bunker

Indecision: 1. Under the whether; 2. The key to flexibility. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to successful leadership is influence, not authority. - Kenneth H Blanchard

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

There are eighty-eight keys on a piano and within that, an entire universe. - James Rhodes

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Key Ring: A handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Quartet: 1. Four guys who think the other three sing off-key; 2. The sum of two pints. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Consistency is key. Whenever you start, give you audience something to look forward to. - Julia McCoy

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

If quantum mechanics hasn't profoundly shocked you, you haven't understood it yet. - Niels Bohr

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To find out what one is fitted to do, and to secure an opportunity to do it, is the key to happiness. - John Dewey

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache


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