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Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Life's a game but Bridge is serious. - Unknown

Praise the bridge that carried you over. - George Colman

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

In Seine: Those who jump off a Paris bridge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Bridge Partner: A person who is undesirable if he has a one-trick mind. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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