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Left Handed Cup

Finding a niche in Left-Handed products

Left Handed Cup thanks to Howard Chapman

Left-handed mornings go better with a personalized cup of coffee

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When nothing goes right... go left. - Unknown

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Red Buttons

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra. - Shae Aaron

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression. - Johnny Ramone

What would be left of our tragedies if an insect were to present us his? - Emile M. Cioran

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Never measure your generosity by what you give, but rather by what you have left. - Fulton J Sheen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried. - G K Chesterton

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork. - Kin Hubbard

When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other. - Chinese Proverb

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval


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