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Left Handed Cup

Finding a niche in Left-Handed products

Left Handed Cup thanks to Howard Chapman

Left-handed mornings go better with a personalized cup of coffee

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Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression. - Johnny Ramone

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has deliberately been left open. - Arnold Glasow

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Never measure your generosity by what you give, but rather by what you have left. - Fulton J Sheen

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Underachiever: An employee who has squatters right on the far left side of the bell curve - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them. - Unknown

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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