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Left Handed Cup

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Left Handed Cup thanks to Howard Chapman

Left-handed mornings go better with a personalized cup of coffee

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A full cup must be carried steadily. - English Proverb

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

War does not determine who is right - only who is left. - Bertrand Russell

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. - Steven Wright

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. - Cher

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. - Steven Wright

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Passion is not a reaction to an external event. It is the left over emotions from the internal battles you have won that propels you forward. - Shannon L. Alder

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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