QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
RIP boiling water - you will be mist. - Unknown
Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields
Let's not burn the universities yet. After all, the damage they do might be worse. - H L Mencken
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer
If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo
Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult
After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown
Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes