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Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

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Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Though physician to others, yet himself full of sores. - Latin Proverb

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Traveling leaves you speechless and turns you into a storyteller. - Ibn Battuta

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Everything that happens to us leaves some trace behind; everything contributes imperceptibly to make us what we are. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

A physician's physiology has much the same relation to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has to his power of influencing conduct. - Samuel Butler

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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