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Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

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Physician, heal thyself. - Luke 4:23

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

He's the best physician that knows the worthlessness of the most medicines. - Benjamin Franklin

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide


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