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Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. - Frank Kafka

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

The good physician treats the disease; the great physician treats the patient who has the disease. - William Osler

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man - he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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