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Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

Leaf Surgery thanks to Keith Blake

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Traveling leaves you speechless and turns you into a storyteller. - Unknown

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

To live is so startling, it leaves but little room for other occupations. - Emily Dickinson

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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