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Leading By Example

Demonstrating the difference between management and leadership

Leading By Example thanks to Mike King

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Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

You can't create greater followers under poor leadership. - Unknown

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. - Scott Adams

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt


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