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Lawn Mowing Neighbour
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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb
A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz
I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman
The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle
If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
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