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Law of Emotion

Sir Isaac Newton's Third Law of e-Motion

Law of Emotion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rules of Relationships defined in 1687

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A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

All human actions are equivalent, and all are on principle doomed to failure. - Carl Sandburg

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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