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Law of Emotion

Sir Isaac Newton's Third Law of e-Motion

Law of Emotion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rules of Relationships defined in 1687

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Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Happy people plan actions, they don't plan results. - Dennis Waitley

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology. - Red Auerbach

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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