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Law of Emotion

Sir Isaac Newton's Third Law of e-Motion

Law of Emotion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Integrity is choosing your thoughts and actions based on values rather than personal gain. - Unknown

Propaganda: 1. Patriotism as practiced by our enemies; 2. Polite, well behaved male goose. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank


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