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Law of Emotion

Sir Isaac Newton's Third Law of e-Motion

Law of Emotion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rules of Relationships defined in 1687

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Be polite to all, but intimate with few. - Thomas Jefferson

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Desire of praise disposeth to laudable actions. - Thomas Hobbes

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

Courage is never to let your actions be influenced by your fears. - Arthur Koestler

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

Even when laws have been written down, they ought not always to remain unaltered. - Aristotle

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

We know what a person thinks not when he tells us what he thinks, but by his actions. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Integrity is choosing your thoughts and actions based on values rather than personal gain. - Unknown

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The trouble with our laws these days is that the criminals know their rights better than their wrongs. - Unknown

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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