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Law of Emotion

Sir Isaac Newton's Third Law of e-Motion

Law of Emotion thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Rules of Relationships defined in 1687

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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind. - Emily P. Bissell

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Integrity is choosing your thoughts and actions based on values rather than personal gain. - Unknown

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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