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Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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